Do you feel light headed just from thinking about Adam Young? You may be suffering from a potentially deadly disease named "#JustsoAdam Syndrome".
This disease is often carried by creatures called "Fan", or their more dangerous evolution, "Fangirl" #JustsoAdam Syndrome spreads through waves of sound in the air, and through gentle to violent pressuring from said fangirls. They arm themselves with Music Players and infect innocents through earbuds or speakers.
Once these people absorb the sound waves, the sugary drug seeps into the blood and causes instant addiction. After a while of voluntarily absorbing the drug, these people become Fans, who may eventually become Fangirls themselves. With the evolution into Fangirl, they begin suffering from #JustsoAdam Syndrome.
Some people, however, are immune to the drug and instead brush it off like a bug, often causing the "Fangirl" to explode.
So now that you know what causes this unpreventable and wonderful illness, how do you recognize it? (Not, of course, that you'd ever be able to treat it. You're in too deep by this point.)
1. The words "Adam" or "Young" instantly spark your attention, curiosity, and may cause your head to turn immediately towards the speaker no matter who they are.
2. You gush about Owl City/Adam Young to anyone who will listen, friend or not.
3. When asked what you are listening to on your iPod/mp3 player, it is almost always Owl City/Sky Sailing/Insect Airport/Port Blue/etc.
4. You have had a "crush" on Adam for more than 4 months - you're in love.
5. Thinking about Adam Young is enough to put a glaze or sparkle into your eyes, and get your heart pounding.
6. Thinking about MEETING Adam Young will make you light headed, breathless, and irrationally nervous.
7. You have the feeling that meeting Adam would cause you to faint.
8. You have the feeling that getting a simple Tweet from Adam would cause you to go into hysterics.
9. You have a Twitter/blog just to talk about Adam Young, and with his army of Owlette fans.
10. Owl City is your "happy place".
11. And lastly, you read through this entire thing, slowly checking off each point in the list and realizing with a sinking heart that yes, you do indeed have #JustsoAdam Syndrome.
Don't worry.
It's a good thing.
...hopefully.
This disease is often carried by creatures called "Fan", or their more dangerous evolution, "Fangirl" #JustsoAdam Syndrome spreads through waves of sound in the air, and through gentle to violent pressuring from said fangirls. They arm themselves with Music Players and infect innocents through earbuds or speakers.
Once these people absorb the sound waves, the sugary drug seeps into the blood and causes instant addiction. After a while of voluntarily absorbing the drug, these people become Fans, who may eventually become Fangirls themselves. With the evolution into Fangirl, they begin suffering from #JustsoAdam Syndrome.
Some people, however, are immune to the drug and instead brush it off like a bug, often causing the "Fangirl" to explode.
So now that you know what causes this unpreventable and wonderful illness, how do you recognize it? (Not, of course, that you'd ever be able to treat it. You're in too deep by this point.)
1. The words "Adam" or "Young" instantly spark your attention, curiosity, and may cause your head to turn immediately towards the speaker no matter who they are.
2. You gush about Owl City/Adam Young to anyone who will listen, friend or not.
3. When asked what you are listening to on your iPod/mp3 player, it is almost always Owl City/Sky Sailing/Insect Airport/Port Blue/etc.
4. You have had a "crush" on Adam for more than 4 months - you're in love.
5. Thinking about Adam Young is enough to put a glaze or sparkle into your eyes, and get your heart pounding.
6. Thinking about MEETING Adam Young will make you light headed, breathless, and irrationally nervous.
7. You have the feeling that meeting Adam would cause you to faint.
8. You have the feeling that getting a simple Tweet from Adam would cause you to go into hysterics.
9. You have a Twitter/blog just to talk about Adam Young, and with his army of Owlette fans.
10. Owl City is your "happy place".
11. And lastly, you read through this entire thing, slowly checking off each point in the list and realizing with a sinking heart that yes, you do indeed have #JustsoAdam Syndrome.
Don't worry.
It's a good thing.
...hopefully.
Yeah... I started checking some of those things off your list! I think i've got a pretty bad case of it :) :) p.s. I agree with Adam, you do write well!
ReplyDeleteIn the words of that little boy from the movie "The Switch" Oh my gwosh....I think I have this! 0_0, ; )
ReplyDeletei am terribly sick.
ReplyDelete......Us Adam Young FANGIRLS need a name!!!! I noticed you used the term Owlettes and Tumblr Girls seem to call themselves Hoot Owls.........Hmm...Oh by the way you guys may be interested in checking out my blog; the-adam-influence.blogspot.com it needs a little work and I havnt posted yet but itll be up and running in the next week and a half.:)
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